Roenblog:

What stock market woes? My new addiction is watching fashion shows via podcast. I’ve logged countless hours in front of my computer letting the craziness sashay down the runway.

It started with a desire to find some free video to better utilize my iPod. Since, I’ve become addicted and subscribe to six free, fashion podcasts that flow in the runway shows as the models put the clothes back on the rack. It surprised me how quickly the fall shows turn into spring with sometimes very little to distinguish either.

The best part is that you must suspend reality, at least for a few minutes. No one ever asks, “who in the heck would actually wear this?” Although — after the hundredth unrealistic outfit — you really just have to let it go. Everyone gushes over the designer, often for no reason, which makes it real escapism. There is no downside. There is no bad review.

As we enter a recession, I invite you to hideout with me. It’s a free escape for now. At least until these crazy designers realize that we can’t afford it anymore.

Louis Vuitton Spring-Summer 2008
Will Naomi Campbell and Stephanie Seymour put on nurse costumes with “Silence of the Lambs” face grills? Yes! We shall call it fashion.

Lanvin Spring 2009
Seriously, how did this round little man get into fashion?

Michael Kors Fall 2008I’d like to think this is a cheap habit but this helped fuel a higher-end shoe purchase. I’d probably buy most of this show if it were possible.